She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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