I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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