I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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