If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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