Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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