we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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