thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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