So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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