Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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