Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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