After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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