I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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