How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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