I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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