3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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