is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
