I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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