My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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