A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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