Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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