He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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