Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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