I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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