Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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