I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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