lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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