Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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