It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Can i not drive my cunt home
she woke up with a sticky ear
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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