watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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