Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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