did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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