3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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