is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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