question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
