We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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