I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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