As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
