Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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