I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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