We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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