can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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