I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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