god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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