Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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