Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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