I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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