turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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