We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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