Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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