I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I forget how to act sober
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