Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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