Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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