its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
ok first of all what the fuck
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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