I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Randomize