You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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