Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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