just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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