She said her name was "party"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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