Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's blow job season.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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