She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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