I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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