i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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