I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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