I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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